E-Week 2023 Scunt
| 1 | BOAT race in class | ★★★ | Bonus points if your teacher/TA joins |
| 2 | Get a tinder match to join your team | ★★ | Bonus points if they've never done E-Week before |
| 3 | Wear a suit to Century | ★★★★ | |
| 4 | Shotgun a can of beans | ★★ | |
| 5 | Catch Efe vaping | ★★ | |
| 6 | Rocky up the stairs of the arts building with the theme song in the background | ★ | |
| 7 | Compliment another department on their hype page | ★ | |
| 8 | Ask in a lecture of 100+ students to use the washroom | ★★★ | |
| 9 | Speedo snow angels | ★★ | |
| 10 | Email your prof about how excited you are to show up to the first class of the semester | ★ | |
| 11 | Make a meme about your team to the eweek participants group | ★ | Bonus points for more memes |
| 12 | Let Anna stage slap you or stage slap Anna | ★★ | |
| 13 | Kiss a consenting bald man's head | ★★ | Bonus points if its your dad |
| 14 | Teach a first year your favourite chant | ★ | |
| 15 | Line dance to Dior | ★ | |
| 16 | Give Owen a big piece of cardboard to rip up | ★★ | |
| 17 | Get one of your teammates tucked in and give them a goodnight kiss on the cheek | ★★ | |
| 18 | Make a team signature wrestling move | ★ | |
| 19 | Get sturdy in between the hours of 4am and 6am | ★★ | |
| 20 | Challenge a team mate to a spontaneous water chug-off | ★ | |
| 21 | bake cookies for the eweek staff!!! | ★★★ | |
| 22 | Ice a coord | ★ | Bonus points for more ices |
| 23 | Coord an ice | ★ | |
| 24 | Perform the Canadian National Anthem before a broomball game (version bilingue) | ★★★ | |
| 25 | Sangria goon Boxing | ★ | |
| 26 | Wax a captain | ★★ | |
| 27 | Dress your damn thing up as your team's wrestler | ★ | |
| 28 | Act as a tour guide on a city bus [5 minute minimum] | ★★★★★ | |
| 29 | Play never have I ever with Claire | ★★ | |
| 30 | Vogue 72 Questions with a team member | ★★★ | |
| 31 | E-Week: Smack-dat ass-down | ★ | |
| 32 | Ask your mom if she'd still love you if you were a pro wrestler | ★ | |
| 33 | Call your dad at 4:20 and ask him what time it is | ★ | |
| 34 | Find an E-Week 2020 guitar pick | ★★★★★ | |
| 35 | Get a mech eng student to show you how to suck squeeze bang blow | ★★ | |
| 36 | Protein Shake Straws | ★★ | |
| 37 | Chug a small Tim's coffee w/ 10 creams and 10 sugars | ★★ | |
| 38 | Get a DM response from John Cena | ★★★★ | |
| 39 | Email Big Suze and tell her you miss her | ★★★ | |
| 40 | Synchronized team shitting in McConnell Basement | ★★★ | |
| 41 | Group shower after century | ★★★ | |
| 42 | Hold hands with all of your teammates | ★★★ | |
| 43 | Group hug with everyone at Opening Ceremonies | ★★★ | |
| 44 | SSMU Baby Chain during pub crawl | ★★★★ | |
| 45 | Create a Dream Blunt Rotation with a captain from each team | ★ | |
| 46 | Do pub crawl in heels #sissythatwalk | ★★★★★ | |
| 47 | Do full drag for lip sync | ★★★★ | |
| 48 | Throw a beer at a man | ★ | Bonus points if he cries |
| 49 | Give a building worker a thank you card | ★★ | |
| 50 | Write up a winning SSMU presidential platform (its not that hard tbh) | ★★ | |
| 51 | Kill the remaining 0.01% of bacteria | ★ | |
| 52 | Meal prep for all of E-Week | ★★★ | |
| 53 | Light a candle and sit down in the shower in the dark | ★★★ | |
| 54 | Drill and blast a mining student | ★★ | |
| 55 | Ask an ECSE student where the best hookup spots in Trottier are | ★★ | |
| 56 | Show an architecture student the house you built on sims | ★★ | Bonus points if your sims are woo-hooing while you show them |
| 57 | Give a photocopy of your captain's face to Andy | ★★ | bonus if its all your captains |
| 58 | Roast battle with Jia | ★★ | Bonus points if you win |
| 59 | Bella, where the hell have you been locca??? | ★★ | |
| 60 | Make your own concrete and get a civil student to taste it for you | ★★ | |
| 61 | Ask Bioeng participants for advice on how to grow the booty | ★★ | |
| 62 | Ask an Old Patrol person how old they are and make them feel bad about it | ★★ | |
| 63 | Call a grandparent and have them wish your team goodluck | ★★ | |
| 64 | "You can't see me" Play hide and go seek with your team <3 | ★★★ | |
| 65 | Make a snowman, wrestle it, and lose | ★★★ | |
| 66 | Take a photo with a FAT squirrel | ★★★★ | Bonus points if you get posted on the mcgill squirrel instagram page |
| 67 | Build a shrine dedicated to your favourite wrestler | ★★ | 5 bonus points for every candle in the shrine |
| 68 | Try to set up a grandparent with a member from Old Patrol | ★★★★ | |
| 69 | Nice | ★ | ;) |
| 70 | Come to an E-Week event not wearing pants and be like "I forgot my pants" | ★★ | |
| 71 | Set up a team tinder account and go on a date as a team | ★★★★ | Bonus point per person on the date |
| 72 | Match with another team tinder on your team tinder | ★ | |
| 73 | Roll a team mate down McTavish | ★★★ | |
| 74 | Try to check your rookie captain into SSMU daycare for the day | ★★★★ | |
| 75 | List as many one hit wonders as you can to a Chem participant | ★★ | |
| 76 | Make a high class amazon wish list for Amani | ★★ | |
| 77 | Share your favourite snack with Michelle | ★★ | |
| 78 | Bring a rubber duck to Century and release it into the beer lake | ★★ | |
| 79 | Make a "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR" tiktok | ★ | |
| 80 | Find a raccoon in the Ghetto and offer it some poutine | ★★★★ | |
| 81 | Find a rat and have it listen to disco music | ★★★★★ | Bonus points if the rat dances |
| 82 | Take a before and after picture for Century | ★ | |
| 83 | Take BOAT race team picture at the start and then end of the night | ★ | |
| 84 | Show us your rizz | ★ | |
| 85 | WAP on James Mcgill's grave | ★★★ | |
| 86 | Donate to a charity | ★★ | |
| 87 | Ask a Bioresource student to show you how they ride the bull | ★★ | Bonus points if you're the bull |
| 88 | Plot the E-Week teams on the DND Alignment Chart | ★ | |
| 89 | Ask your professor if they'd like to see pictures of your kids and show them a picture of your rookie captains | ★★★ | Bonus points if you give a monologue on how they're growing up so fast |
| 90 | Ask your TA to arm wrestle you | ★★★★ | |
| 91 | Tarps off at Broomball for the whole game | ★ | |
| 92 | Wrestle with a team mate ;) | ★ | |
| 93 | Fart in a jar and save it for next E-Week | ★★★ | |
| 94 | Dress up your pet in your E-Week merch | ★★ | |
| 95 | Break down in tears at the train station like your spouse is being shipped off to World War II | ★★★★★ | |
| 96 | Visit every bathroom in McConnell and rank each one based on vibes | ★★★★ | |
| 97 | Challenge a stranger to a pushup contest | ★★★ | |
| 98 | Hit your personal record at the gym | ★★ | |
| 99 | Have a snowball fight with another team | ★★★ | |
| 100 | Ask a firefighter if you're hot enough to be a fire hazard | ★★★★ | |
| 101 | Play the Cat Game from Supertroopers (2001) with an academic advisor | ★★★★★ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4 |
| 102 | Sweep and mop your apartment | ★★ | |
| 103 | Go ice fishing | ★★★ | |
| 104 | Study on the bus ride back from Century Club | ★ | |
| 105 | Team photo at 3Man | ★★ | |
| 106 | Make a big pile of powdered sugar and pose like Scarface | ★★ | |
| 107 | Pickle a bunch of eggs and bring them to blues pub | ★★★ | |
| 108 | Dress up like a Best Buy employee and give bad tech advice to customers | ★★★★ | Bonus point per amount of times you drop that you're an engineer |
| 109 | Suprise birthday party for someone on your team (it doesn't have to be their birthday) | ★★ | |
| 110 | Make a paper crane and give it to Peter at CopiEUS | ★★★ | |
| 111 | Take a reading test and show the results to Katia | ★★ | |
| 112 | Sharpen a stick and give it to Celeste | ★★ | |
| 113 | Power 24 hours with Eggnog | ★★★★ | |
| 114 | Find someone who took WILD 420 with Professor Byrd | ★★★★★ | |
| 115 | Send an anonymous hand-written love letter to someone on another team | ★★★ | Bonus points if its genuine |
| 116 | Write a limerick on a postcard and mail it to Limerick, Ireland | ★★★★ | |
| 117 | Tweet Justin Trudeau your christmas wish list and complain that you didnt get everything on it from Santa | ★★★★ | |
| 118 | Find someone at E-Week with the same birthday as you | ★★★ | |
| 119 | Eat the oldest thing you have in your freezer | ★★ | |
| 120 | Repair an item of clothing | ★★ | |
| 121 | Submit a WWE Pro Wrestler Audition Tape to the coords | ★★★★★ | |
| 122 | Apply to be a WWE Wrestler (https://recruit.wwe.com/#!/tryout) | ★★★★★ | |
| 123 | Text an ex-wheel and reignite the flame | ★★ | |
| 124 | Have a tongue wrestle | ★ | |
| 125 | Ask an team mate to feel your biceps | ★ | Bonus points if they're flabberghasted |
| 126 | Donate decorations to Materials for their next blues | ★★ | |
| 127 | Team trip to Cinema L'Amour | ★★★ | |
| 128 | Pick someone on your team and use one of those apps to see what your baby would look like | ★ | |
| 129 | Offer and give someone a lapdance after Musical Chairs | ★★★★ | |
| 130 | Wear thigh high boots and step on someone | ★★ | |
| 131 | Sissy that walk | ★ | |
| 132 | Body shot while body plays in the background | ★ | |
| 133 | Wear a dog collar and have someone walk you around during pub crawl | ★★★★★ | |
| 134 | Submit the world's horniest Spotted McGill post | ★ | |
| 135 | Slow dance at Blues for an entire song | ★★★★ | |
| 136 | Reclaim your virginity | ★ | |
| 137 | Stage a coup d'état against your captains | ★★★★ | |
| 138 | Get an eng man to bark like the dawg he is | ★ | |
| 139 | Take a photo with as many women in STEM as you can find | ★★ | |
| 140 | Wear the oldest E-Week shirt you can find | ★★★ | Bonus points if it still has sleeves |
| 141 | Make a sex playlist and have an ex rate it for you | ★★★★ | |
| 142 | Scream and cry and throw up | ★ | |
| 143 | Wear a swimsuit and towel to Bain Mathieu | ★★★★ | |
| 144 | Compliment Circle with someone from each team <3 | ★★★★★ |
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