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Ever since Gerts was founded 41 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
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Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
 
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Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock
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'''''Last Updated Jan 2018'''''
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*It is rumoured that the CEO Charles Wilson used the Gertz to gain his fortune, come meet his dog at: tinyurl.com/n4fo2kfw
 
==Daily Deals & Specials==
 
==Daily Deals & Specials==
 
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! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! Percent !! Volume [mL]
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! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! (Primary Alc) Percent !! Volume [mL]
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 104
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 165
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 480
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 480
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 120
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 480
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 120
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 1800
 
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 480
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
 
| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 104
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
 
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
 
| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 165
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
 
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 480
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| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
 
| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
 
| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 480
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
 
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 120
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| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
 
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
 
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 480
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
 
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
 
| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 120
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 1800
 
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| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
 
| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
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| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
 
| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
 
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 480
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 1800
 
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| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30
 
| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30

Latest revision as of 18:25, 4 February 2021

Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing Gertrude's Theorem; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

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Gertrude's Theorem was founded by Ashkaan Mohtashami and Michael Kratsios on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock


Last Updated Jan 2018

  • It is rumoured that the CEO Charles Wilson used the Gertz to gain his fortune, come meet his dog at: tinyurl.com/n4fo2kfw

Daily Deals & Specials

Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Tallboy PBR 7.73 $ 3.00 4.9% 473
Beer Bottle Sleeman Rousse 6.51 $ 3.00 5.5% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Honey Brown 6.15 $ 3.00 5.2% 355
Beer Bottle Moosehead 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Cream Ale 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Original 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Silver Creek 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle St. Ambroise Stout 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Moosehead Light 4.73 $ 3.00 4.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Clear 4.73 $ 3.00 4.0% 355
Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost (Primary Alc) Percent Volume [mL]
Sangria Pitcher Flood-Gria 6.85 $14.00 40.0% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Gerts Sangria 6.32 $14.00 40.0% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Red Sangria 6.09 $14.00 17.8% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Green Sangria 5.94 $14.00 17.3% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Tequila Sangria 5.79 $14.00 37.5% 1800
Sangria Pitcher White Sangria 5.57 $14.00 16.3% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Pink Sangria 5.19 $14.00 30.5% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Snowgria 4.20 $14.00 12.3% 1800
Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Double IPA 8.00 $ 3.00 8.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise IPA 6.20 $ 3.00 6.2% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Rousse 5.50 $ 3.00 5.5% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Honey Brown 5.20 $ 3.00 5.2% 300
Beer Half Pint Gert's House Brew 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint Moosehead Lager 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Original 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Apricot 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Cream Ale 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Liquor Drink Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball 4.00 $ 3.00 40.0% 30
Liquor Drink Rail Liquor 4.00 $ 3.00 40.0% 30
Liquor Drink Rum 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Southern Comfort 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Triple Sec 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Fireball 3.30 $ 3.00 33.0% 30
Liquor Drink Amaretto 2.30 $ 3.00 23.0% 30
Liquor Drink Peach Shnapps 2.30 $ 3.00 23.0% 30
Liquor Drink Pornstar 2.10 $ 3.00 21.0% 30
Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Double IPA 14.40 $10.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise IPA 11.16 $10.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Rousse 9.90 $10.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Honey Brown 9.36 $10.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Gert's House Brew 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Moosehead Lager 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Original 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Apricot 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Cream Ale 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Double IPA 14.40 $10.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Rousse 12.38 $ 8.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Honey Brown 11.70 $ 8.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Gert's House Brew 11.25 $ 8.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Original 11.25 $ 8.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise IPA 11.16 $10.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Moosehead Lager 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Apricot 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Cream Ale 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800

General List

Class Type Item Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Pitcher 9.60 $15.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Fin du Monde Pitcher 9.00 $18.00 9.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Pint 8.00 $ 6.00 8.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Pitcher 7.44 $15.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Fin du Monde Pint 7.20 $ 7.50 9.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Half Pint 6.86 $ 3.50 8.0% 300
Beer Sleeman Rousse Pitcher 6.60 $15.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Pitcher 6.24 $15.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Pint 6.20 $ 6.00 6.2% 600
Beer Gert's House Brew Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Moosehead Lager Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Sleeman Original Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer PBR Tallboy 5.79 $ 4.00 4.9% 473
Sangria Flood-Gria Pitcher 5.64 $17.00 40.0% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Pint 5.50 $ 6.00 5.5% 600
Beer Fin du Monde Half Pint 5.40 $ 5.00 9.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Half Pint 5.31 $ 3.50 6.2% 300
Sangria Gerts Sangria Pitcher 5.21 $17.00 40.0% 1800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Pint 5.20 $ 6.00 5.2% 600
Sangria Red Sangria Pitcher 5.01 $17.00 17.8% 1800
Beer Gert's House Brew Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Moosehead Lager Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Sleeman Original Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Carlsberg Pitcher 5.00 $18.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Mystique Cider Pitcher 5.00 $18.00 5.0% 1,800
Sangria Green Sangria Pitcher 4.89 $17.00 17.3% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Bottle 4.88 $ 4.00 5.5% 355
Sangria Tequila Sangria Pitcher 4.76 $17.00 37.5% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Half Pint 4.71 $ 3.50 5.5% 300
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Bottle 4.62 $ 4.00 5.2% 355
Sangria White Sangria Pitcher 4.59 $17.00 16.3% 1800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Half Pint 4.46 $ 3.50 5.2% 300
Beer Moosehead Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Cream Ale Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Original Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Silver Creek Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer St. Ambroise Stout Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Gert's House Brew Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer Moosehead Lager Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer Sleeman Original Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Sangria Pink Sangria Pitcher 4.27 $17.00 30.5% 1800
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Pitcher 4.20 $18.00 4.2% 1,800
Liquor Rail Liquor Pitcher (6 shots) 4.00 $18.00 40.0% 180
Beer Carlsberg Pint 4.00 $ 7.50 5.0% 600
Beer Mystique Cider Pint 4.00 $ 7.50 5.0% 600
Beer Moosehead Light Bottle 3.55 $ 4.00 4.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Clear Bottle 3.55 $ 4.00 4.0% 355
Sangria Snowgria Pitcher 3.46 $17.00 12.3% 1800
Liquor Rail Liquor Shot 3.43 $ 3.50 40.0% 30
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Pint 3.36 $ 7.50 4.2% 600
Liquor Rum Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Southern Comfort Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Triple Sec Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball Shot 3.00 $ 4.00 40.0% 30
Beer Carlsberg Half Pint 3.00 $ 5.00 5.0% 300
Beer Mystique Cider Half Pint 3.00 $ 5.00 5.0% 300
Liquor Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball Drink 2.67 $ 4.50 40.0% 30
Liquor Rail Liquor Drink 2.67 $ 4.50 40.0% 30
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Half Pint 2.52 $ 5.00 4.2% 300
Liquor Fireball Shot 2.48 $ 4.00 33.0% 30
Liquor Rum Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Southern Comfort Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Triple Sec Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Fireball Drink 2.20 $ 4.50 33.0% 30
Liquor Amaretto Shot 1.97 $ 3.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Peach Shnapps Shot 1.97 $ 3.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Pornstar Shot 1.80 $ 3.50 21.0% 30
Liquor Amaretto Drink 1.53 $ 4.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Peach Shnapps Drink 1.53 $ 4.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Pornstar Drink 1.40 $ 4.50 21.0% 30
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