Gertrude's Theorem

Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing Gertrude's Theorem; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

Gertrude's Theorem was founded by Ashkaan Mohtashami and Michael Kratsios on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock

Last Updated Jan 2018

• It is rumoured that the CEO Charles Wilson used the Gertz to gain his fortune, come meet his dog at: tinyurl.com/n4fo2kfw

Daily Deals & Specials

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Class	Size	Type	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Tallboy	PBR	7.73	$ 3.00	4.9%	473
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Rousse	6.51	$ 3.00	5.5%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Honey Brown	6.15	$ 3.00	5.2%	355
Beer	Bottle	Moosehead	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Cream Ale	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Original	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Silver Creek	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	St. Ambroise Stout	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Moosehead Light	4.73	$ 3.00	4.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Clear	4.73	$ 3.00	4.0%	355

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	(Primary Alc) Percent	Volume [mL]
Sangria	Pitcher	Flood-Gria	6.85	$14.00	40.0%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Gerts Sangria	6.32	$14.00	40.0%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Red Sangria	6.09	$14.00	17.8%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Green Sangria	5.94	$14.00	17.3%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Tequila Sangria	5.79	$14.00	37.5%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	White Sangria	5.57	$14.00	16.3%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Pink Sangria	5.19	$14.00	30.5%	1800
Sangria	Pitcher	Snowgria	4.20	$14.00	12.3%	1800

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Double IPA	8.00	$ 3.00	8.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise IPA	6.20	$ 3.00	6.2%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Rousse	5.50	$ 3.00	5.5%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Honey Brown	5.20	$ 3.00	5.2%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Gert's House Brew	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Moosehead Lager	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Original	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Apricot	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Liquor	Drink	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	4.00	$ 3.00	40.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Rail Liquor	4.00	$ 3.00	40.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Rum	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Southern Comfort	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Triple Sec	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Fireball	3.30	$ 3.00	33.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Amaretto	2.30	$ 3.00	23.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Peach Shnapps	2.30	$ 3.00	23.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Pornstar	2.10	$ 3.00	21.0%	30

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Double IPA	14.40	$10.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise IPA	11.16	$10.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Rousse	9.90	$10.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Honey Brown	9.36	$10.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Gert's House Brew	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Moosehead Lager	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Original	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Apricot	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Double IPA	14.40	$10.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Rousse	12.38	$ 8.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Honey Brown	11.70	$ 8.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Gert's House Brew	11.25	$ 8.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Original	11.25	$ 8.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise IPA	11.16	$10.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Moosehead Lager	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Apricot	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800

General List

Class	Type	Item	Gertz [Gz]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Pitcher	9.60	$15.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Fin du Monde	Pitcher	9.00	$18.00	9.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Pint	8.00	$ 6.00	8.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Pitcher	7.44	$15.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Fin du Monde	Pint	7.20	$ 7.50	9.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Half Pint	6.86	$ 3.50	8.0%	300
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Pitcher	6.60	$15.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Pitcher	6.24	$15.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Pint	6.20	$ 6.00	6.2%	600
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Sleeman Original	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	PBR	Tallboy	5.79	$ 4.00	4.9%	473
Sangria	Flood-Gria	Pitcher	5.64	$17.00	40.0%	1800
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Pint	5.50	$ 6.00	5.5%	600
Beer	Fin du Monde	Half Pint	5.40	$ 5.00	9.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Half Pint	5.31	$ 3.50	6.2%	300
Sangria	Gerts Sangria	Pitcher	5.21	$17.00	40.0%	1800
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Pint	5.20	$ 6.00	5.2%	600
Sangria	Red Sangria	Pitcher	5.01	$17.00	17.8%	1800
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Sleeman Original	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Carlsberg	Pitcher	5.00	$18.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Mystique Cider	Pitcher	5.00	$18.00	5.0%	1,800
Sangria	Green Sangria	Pitcher	4.89	$17.00	17.3%	1800
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Bottle	4.88	$ 4.00	5.5%	355
Sangria	Tequila Sangria	Pitcher	4.76	$17.00	37.5%	1800
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Half Pint	4.71	$ 3.50	5.5%	300
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Bottle	4.62	$ 4.00	5.2%	355
Sangria	White Sangria	Pitcher	4.59	$17.00	16.3%	1800
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Half Pint	4.46	$ 3.50	5.2%	300
Beer	Moosehead	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Cream Ale	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Original	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Silver Creek	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	St. Ambroise Stout	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	Sleeman Original	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Sangria	Pink Sangria	Pitcher	4.27	$17.00	30.5%	1800
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Pitcher	4.20	$18.00	4.2%	1,800
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Pitcher (6 shots)	4.00	$18.00	40.0%	180
Beer	Carlsberg	Pint	4.00	$ 7.50	5.0%	600
Beer	Mystique Cider	Pint	4.00	$ 7.50	5.0%	600
Beer	Moosehead Light	Bottle	3.55	$ 4.00	4.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Clear	Bottle	3.55	$ 4.00	4.0%	355
Sangria	Snowgria	Pitcher	3.46	$17.00	12.3%	1800
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Shot	3.43	$ 3.50	40.0%	30
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Pint	3.36	$ 7.50	4.2%	600
Liquor	Rum	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Southern Comfort	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Triple Sec	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	Shot	3.00	$ 4.00	40.0%	30
Beer	Carlsberg	Half Pint	3.00	$ 5.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Mystique Cider	Half Pint	3.00	$ 5.00	5.0%	300
Liquor	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	Drink	2.67	$ 4.50	40.0%	30
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Drink	2.67	$ 4.50	40.0%	30
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Half Pint	2.52	$ 5.00	4.2%	300
Liquor	Fireball	Shot	2.48	$ 4.00	33.0%	30
Liquor	Rum	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Southern Comfort	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Triple Sec	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Fireball	Drink	2.20	$ 4.50	33.0%	30
Liquor	Amaretto	Shot	1.97	$ 3.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Peach Shnapps	Shot	1.97	$ 3.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Pornstar	Shot	1.80	$ 3.50	21.0%	30
Liquor	Amaretto	Drink	1.53	$ 4.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Peach Shnapps	Drink	1.53	$ 4.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Pornstar	Drink	1.40	$ 4.50	21.0%	30